“Offer From Flatiron Health”

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Desolate Middle-Aged (once cute) woman has a celebratory moment with herself and her 2 eggs and tomatoes

She seems Healthy, low risk, this startup will embrace her and they will quickly learn she will give all of her life to this company. They will abuse it and push her to the brink of exhaustion and she will never stop telling herself: “this is a startup!”

She eats the bread she wasn’t going to eat

Shes googles Whitney Museum and will even maybe have a cocktail in the cafe there. She will think of her big moment.

The other side of the window I wait